i permit you to call me
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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