Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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