Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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