Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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