are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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