Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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