the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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