some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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