i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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