"it" just moved
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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