her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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