apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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