Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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