I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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