If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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