I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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