what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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