Dual....:-)
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Sorry about my life...
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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