Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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