a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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