Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
porn star boner night. come get it.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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