just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
where am i from again
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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