sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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