You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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