I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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