i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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