why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
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