Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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