i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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