Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
my poor anus
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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