Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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