Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Where is the hickey?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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