you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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