My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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