To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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