You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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