Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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