I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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