my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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