Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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