i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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