the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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