My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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