If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
