Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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