physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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