so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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