If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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