We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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