i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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